Posted 5 hours ago
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flyawaymax:

zevri:

what’s cooler than being cool?

using your turn signal

turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right

Posted 5 hours ago
Posted 5 hours ago
hootaloo:

hootaloo:

bowrll:

mortisreptus:

fireskink:

alltailnolegs:

mcsprankles:

idcsam:

shadow-pop:

whatisagorman:

snakelet:

this is 911 state your emergency


YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD


911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN


YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS


911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER


MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.


YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ


TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING

911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.


yes 911 hello all these people are crazy

this is still going around and it makes me rly happy.

hootaloo:

hootaloo:

bowrll:

mortisreptus:

fireskink:

alltailnolegs:

mcsprankles:

idcsam:

shadow-pop:

whatisagorman:

snakelet:

this is 911 state your emergency

image

YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD

image

911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN

image

YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS

image

911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER

image

MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.

image

YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ

image

TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING

image
911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.

image

yes 911 hello all these people are crazy

this is still going around and it makes me rly happy.

(Source: babylizard)

Posted 5 hours ago
draconicrose:

snake-lovers:

Atheris squamigera

They look like tiny little dragon hatchlings!!

draconicrose:

snake-lovers:

Atheris squamigera

They look like tiny little dragon hatchlings!!

Posted 5 hours ago

toadelevatingmoment:

Dirty Hungarian Phrasebook

Posted 6 hours ago

patbaer:

Caught sleeping by the PRESIDENT.

Posted 6 hours ago

tastefullyoffensive:

"Show us the meaning of haste, Shadowpig!" [x]

Posted 6 hours ago

eldritchnightmarecuties:

note-a-bear:

aminaabramovic:

everyone needs to watch this video before they log off tonight

well, now I know what I’m doing every time a car alarm goes off

what if i did this to the wppss test sirens though

(Source: merakiandmelanin)

Posted 6 hours ago
Posted 6 hours ago

bosimba:

i found a leather jacket made for build-a-bears in my closet so naturally i had to put it on my cat

"IT’S NOT A PHASE, MOM!”

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